I did this sketch tonight. Peace in our house with a three and half year old and a four month old is often fleeting.
Overheard in the last 48 hours around meal times, bath time and bed time, I'll let you decide which ones were said by child or parent:
"mommy, i'm having problems with daddy"
"if you don't sing to me i'll have to run around the house"
"if you want one more book you better spit that out!"
"hitting mommy was the right thing to do because you wouldn't let me throw the bunny at her head"
"that's a laundry basket not a baby trap"
"do not grab the baby by her mouth"