Don't be Miss Construed

Easily one of the top 5 reasons people keep having kids has gotta be because they come up with the most dadgum funny things. Below is a recent conversation between Baby Sprout and her teacher, Ms. Claire. I hope I was this entertaining when I was 3.

Sprout: "I'm God!"

Ms. Claire: "What does God do?"

Sprout: "God hits people."

Ms. Claire: "I think you have that misconstrued..."

Sprout: "Miss Construed hits people?"

Ms. Claire: "Yes Miss Construed hits people, not God."

Sprout: "She is a bad guy!"

Ms. Claire: "Who is the good guy?"

Sprout: "God!"


.... good answer Sprout

Next week, the serious theological conversations I have with my 6 year old about tornados.