Easily one of the top 5 reasons people keep having kids has gotta be because they come up with the most dadgum funny things. Below is a recent conversation between Baby Sprout and her teacher, Ms. Claire. I hope I was this entertaining when I was 3.
Sprout: "I'm God!"
Ms. Claire: "What does God do?"
Sprout: "God hits people."
Ms. Claire: "I think you have that misconstrued..."
Sprout: "Miss Construed hits people?"
Ms. Claire: "Yes Miss Construed hits people, not God."
Sprout: "She is a bad guy!"
Ms. Claire: "Who is the good guy?"
.... good answer Sprout
Next week, the serious theological conversations I have with my 6 year old about tornados.